Business Ethics: How to Stay Out of Court - Can You Look Your Kids in the Eye?

Corruption in business and government isfor themselves. We have to wait until they get
legendary. Don't become a legend. You could endcaught so that the courts can handle them.I'm
up disgraced and in the slammer.When I was ainterested in helping those who have a basis for
kid, my friend's father piled me in the family carproper conduct. The ones who had parents that
along with my friend and his sister. We took awere able to teach them proper conduct. Those
long drive around the city and we were treatedwho would like to stay honest in all of their
to ice cream and candy. It was a big day for usdealings.Here are some suggestions:1. If your
kids. It was the last day for my friend's father.Myassociates are doing wrong that does not justify
father was the auditor of a large city in theyou in doing the same things. (Are you listening
mountain west. Sometimes his accountants wouldCongress?) If they try to get you in bed with
find discrepancies in certain accounts. My fatherthem, tell them that you are not interested. When
was aware of what could happen to a personyou get promoted and they don't, you can
caught in embezzlement. He wanted no morestraighten them out as to what is proper conduct.
suicides like the one that had taken his friend andIf you are kept from advancement because of
my friend's father. Sometimes he was able tohonest conduct, find another job. Tell your
prevent a suicide. Other times he could not. Someattorney why you left the company.2. If you
folks are so embarrassed that no retributionwere a Boy Scout, recite the Scout Oath
seems sufficient. They take their ownoccasionally to remind you to stay away from
lives.Unfortunately, too many still take the suicidecorrupting influences. If you were not a Boy
way out. Most others face the court.Even here inScout, remember what your mother taught you.
Idaho we read in the newspapers of individuals(You Girl Scouts figure this out for yourselves.)
taking funds that are not theirs from governmentTry to remember what you were taught in
and business coffers. Some get a tap on theschool and at church. Recite the Ten
wrist; others are sent to jail. Each case is anCommandments. Well, do something of this order
individual and family tragedy.Most people are notthat doesn't sound silly to you.3. Teach your
intentional thieves. A clerk with access to fundschildren to be honest. Be an example of honesty
decides that she must get some money to buyto them. Don't redefine honesty to suit your
her kid a birthday present. She "borrows" teninterest. Don't let greed (yours or your wife's)
bucks from the cash box. She puts it back thedictate your actions. When you pick up your child
next Monday after she has cashed her paycheck.ask yourself if you are a good example to your
She does that over again and again.Then one day,child.4. We had instructions at one company
she doesn't replace the stolen money (loan towhere I worked to always pay for samples and
her).Pretty soon she looks at the money box asnever to tell the supplier what we were doing
a cash cow. She starts juggling the books towith the samples. Another company asked that
cover her pillage.Then she gets caught.Thewe take suppliers to lunch part of the time rather
accountants say that she has embezzled twelvethan have the supplier always pay the bill. The
grand.She didn't imagine it was that much.Shedeeper suppliers get into your business, the more
promises to pay it all back out of her paycheck.leverage they have. Keep your distance to avoid
She is terminated and prosecuted. She is finedgifts and overindulgence.5. Find a picture or a
and she spends three years cooling her heals inmotto that you can hang in your office. A friend
the state prison for women.At least she doesn'tof mine had a motto in his office that read:
kill herself.With some of our nobleIntegrity is being good when nobody is looking. If
congressmen-who are supposed to be icons ofyou have a picture, when you hang it up, say to
truth and justice-they take a little gift from ayourself, "I'm hanging this picture here to remind
lobbyist. Then they go to Canada with him on ame to be honest in all that I do."6. If you are CEO
fishing trip. Next, the lobbyist is throwing moneyof a company and the Board offers you and
into the congressman's charity trust or campaignother company officers exorbitant wages, stock
fund. When the congressman leaves office, heoptions, insurance, and other quirks, suggest that
has a ton of money he can spend on himself.they could be more prudent and that they place
Charity begins at home.Some businessthe stockholders first. If you want a huge estate
men-educated in our noblest institutions-have nolike the other CEOs that are ripping off the
morals after graduation. They want power andworkers and stockholders, ask yourself this
money. They obtain exorbitant salaries, stockquestion: Would that really make my family happy
options, and quirks. They suck money out of theor do we have more than what we need now?7.
corporation denying the owners-stock holders-aGive your excess assets to charity or return
decent return on their investment. They cut thethem to the company when you retire. Don't spoil
benefits to employees and they rifle the companyyour kids with excess. Leave them what they
pension funds. These men are called crooks.Toneed, not what they want.8. When you look in the
rifle the corporation, they get fancy with themirror ask yourself: Am I truly being honest?The
accounting. They claim false profits to drive upEndJohn T. Jones, Ph.D. (, a retired VP of R&D for
the stock so that they can exercise their stockLenox China, is author of detective & western
options. They spend company money on personalnovels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering,
travel. Some purchase personal items withhumor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic
company money. They accept gifts fromIndustry Magazine. He calls himself "Taylor Jones,
suppliers.They have no shame.I don't know whatthe hack writer.
to do about these lowlifes that have no respect